Crypto bros know the pain — and the punchline. This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee isn’t just a shirt, it’s a mood. Thick, soft, and built to last like your best long-term HODL. Whether you’re sipping cold brew at Sidecar, mining on your MacBook, or waiting for ETH to bounce back — this tee hits harder than a market dip.
Designed for the guy who doesn’t fall for rugs twice.
This viral-ready DUO MODERN unisex heavyweight crypto t-shirt is made for the modern minimalist with money in the blockchain. Featuring the ironic phrase "Rug Me Once" — a clever nod to crypto investors who’ve lived through a crash — this 100% ring-spun cotton tee is soft, structured, breathable, and styled for success.
A must-have for any crypto enthusiast, DeFi trader, or NFT flipper who values dry humor, high-quality comfort, and statement-making fashion. Ideal for wear at South Coast Plaza runs, beach coffee meetups, or remote work from your Tesla.
DUO MODERN "Rug Me Once" Crypto T-Shirt Details: 100% ring-spun cotton Garment-dyed for a lived-in look Relaxed fit with heavyweight feel Reinforced stitching for daily wear Unisex sizing for all blockchain believers
DUO MODERN "Rug Me Once" Crypto T-Shirt Perfect for: Crypto traders Tech entrepreneurs Web3 early adopters Minimalist streetwear fans Luxury casual dressers
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
